SuperGuy

For half a second, when you first see him, you forget that the stories you heard as a kid never happened. The resemblance is uncanny, a doppelgänger in a world where fiction is regulated to books and campaign speeches. The glasses, the hair; for half a second, you swear that Clark Kent lives in southern Louisiana.
He doesn’t, not simply because truth and parallel dimensions would keep him from doing so. Mostly in the way that this particular gentleman dresses only in superman shirts and jeans( negating the need for secret identity). There is as well personality differences. SuperGuy, as he is known as to those who do not know him very well, walks with a sense of confidence more likely associated with He-Man that the mild-mannered reporter of comic book fame. A rare breed of nerd in possession of technically good looks by society’s standards, and a passion for playing general in any group activity, he unconsciously attracts women to him. Despite the part of Lois Lane going to a curly-haired brunette, from sorority parlors to the bleachers of the football stadium, all are in agreement: SuperGuy is on everyone’s list.